Movie Review: Niagara

Ok, for starters. Max Showalter...what the fuck. Very likely the most annoying person I've ever watched on film. He played 1/2 of the "idyllic couple". No WAY that dude could have ever gotten that babe (Jean Peters) even though she was annoying.

I pretty much only watched this movie because I heard it was MM's sluttiest film. Joyce Carol Oates seemed to think it formed her persona for the rest of her career. On that note, MM is pretty much a bad ass in this movie (although she's pretty dumb too-but wears fuschia dresses so its ok).

Overall its not bad for an old-timey thriller. I like the fact that it takes place at Niagara Falls, it adds a little bit of intrigue and they use some cool shots and water gushing noises.

And one last thing to add. This movie had a good ending, but the WORST last line ever.

I'll leave you with this,

Police Cpt: "I bet that was the first time anyone ever used, 'scuttle it' as a prayer."

Annoying Husband: "And had it answered!"

Together: Cheesy laugh

Ummm........